Ugh, people with Type A personalities who think they are super chill
All the people at this archaeological workstation, including students on a field school from UBC, are still getting to know each other, and it’s just so puzzling when a person you otherwise thought was totally relatable does something you simply can’t understand.
A dude here was absolutely astonished that I am not attracted whatsoever to JOHN MAYER OF ALL PEOPLE??? and actually insisted that if Mayer played YOUR BODY IS A WONDERLAND for me in person, somehow I would find him completely irresistible????
……………………………………..guys is my life the Truman Show and am I being trolled right now
Joe Rogan (via sirmitchell)
Um are people seriously quoting Joe fucking Rogan on “loving humanity” and “ignorant pasts”? When this dude has actually said, “If you’re a man and you call yourself a feminist I hope you choke to death on vegan pizza while crying over a lady gaga song” and other similar shit?
There are a lot of genuinely intelligent, thoughtful, inspiring people to quote. Let us remember that Joe Rogan’s biggest contributions to the world have been: the worst character on the otherwise wonderful NewsRadio, the host of Fear Factor, and the commentator for something he isn’t even good enough to participate in himself.
tanacetum-vulgare said: Oh man do you remember how in the late 90s it was only OK to wear a backpack on one shoulder for everyone? That gave way to reaaaaally long straps so it slouched over your ass, probably an attempt at compromise.
YES I TOTALLY REMEMBER. It’s weird that some people have held onto that trend for so long…? Like they internalized back then that it was super cool and have never been able to shake it
There is a definite overlap in personality type between dudes who love fedoras and dudes who will carry their backpack on only one shoulder no matter how much it inconveniences them.
My long journey to the middle: Fuck those Pitchfork assholes scrambling to blow each other over the...
Fuck those Pitchfork assholes scrambling to blow each other over the new Daft Punk record (which is great, save for maybe 2 tracks, it’s brilliant), because it’s obviously going to be huge in the zeitgeist, but let’s all look back at how those internet twerps have never given a studio Daft Punk…
Agreed. They also gave The Boy With the Arab Strap a 0.8 and then deleted the review (Wikipedia still has a link to its archived format) after they realized everyone else was totally pumped on it
Real Actors Read Yelp!
This entire series is amazing, but this video in particular is a wonderful example of how reviewers on Yelp! are fucking batshit insane. All people who have ever worked in the service industry can understand.
One of my other favorites is this one