December 2009
22 posts
I lay in bed this morning listening to my alarm for 45 minutes. What got me up was that I remembered I wanted to install Google Chrome for Mac.
New software is probably one of my favorite things.
Here’s a thing that sucks: when people put “Requisite _Blank_” as a caption for a photo, as if that excuses them for being totally boring.
REQUISITE COUPLE PHOTO
REQUISITE BRIDGE PHOTO
REQUISITE BIRTHDAY CAKE PHOTO
How about I requisite punch you in the face?
Stephen Harper is a tool, but it turns out he is... →
My lamentation over Vancouver’s non-existant holiday spirit was actually quite serious. I expressed deep sorrow to my boyfriend, hollering such things as “I AM DEPRESSED”, “HOW DISAPPOINTING” and, “THIS SUCKS ASS”, so he surprised me one day with a decorated tree and lights in our apartment! What a dude!
My holiday cheer was immediately revived and so was...
“If I were better at painting I would put us in front of a farm with one white flag, one yellow.” - Judah Kong
EVEN MORE EXCELLENT
Many claim that the telephone is the most important invention of all time. I...
– Cameron Duncan, my favorite.
I just made a Shepherd’s Pie, cooked another pound of beef, and made about a thousand meatballs because I forgot to separate EIGHT POUNDS of ground beef before freezing it. On the upside: MMM!
On a similar note, did you know there is a place in this city called Beefway Meats? If not, you’re welcome.
I just bought 22 pounds of flour because it was a really good deal. TWENTY TWO POUNDS.
Remember how much I hated this motherfucking waste?
Thank you SO MUCH for the new umbrella, Emanuel. I love you!
Use of Internet Manifesto
judahkong:
1. Assume everything on the internet is public, that is potentially and assumed to be seen by everybody else in the world. Therefore:
(a) Do not do anything on the internet that you do not want other people to know about.
(b) Do not write or say anything on the internet that you do not want other people to find out about.
(c) Including e-mail, finances, professional, and social...
Mad LOLs. That's all I've got for this one. →