I cannot fully emphasize my happiness now that this blight on humanity called “Movember” is complete. It is outrageous how many men think every year that they can, or do, possess Tom Selleck’s moustachioed charm. In reality they are simply highlighting a remarkable inability to sport a moustache and also the exact section of their faces that I should punch. Luckily this number is dwindling. Now I can rest easy for 11 more months until we are once again visually harrassed by men whose moustaches remind us that vanity is their only motivating factor for caring about cancer.