I realize this is horrible, but could someone outlaw mature students? Ages 45+, please. I am afflicted with these sycophantic, competitive jerks in FOUR of my classes. If they could at least take a course that reduces their tendencies as loud keeners somehow always devoid of critical thinking skills, I would be okay with that. Why are they all like this??? Can I skip being a middle aged woman and just go straight to old??

I blame Oprah for all of this.